Alright, alright, let’s talk about this wrestling stuff, this “wwe new mexico 2024”, or whatever they call it. You know, those fellas in tights, smackin’ each other around. I saw some of it on that there TV thingy my grandson set up. Lord, have mercy, it’s loud!
So, this WWE, it’s a big deal, like, the biggest wrestling thingy in the whole wide world, they say. They got all these shows, like “Raw” and “SmackDown.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d feed the hogs, doesn’t it? But no, it’s these fellas grapplin’ and grunting. One time, I saw this fella, big as a barn door, jump off the top rope. I thought for sure he’d break somethin’, but he just got up and kept on fightin’. Tough as nails, they are.
Now, this “wwe new mexico 2024,” I reckon it’s gonna be somethin’ special. They always got these big events, see? Like that “Royal Rumble” they had back in January. My grandson was yellin’ and hollerin’ about some lady named Bayley winnin’. And that fella Roman somethin’-or-other, he keeps winnin’ too. He’s got that championship belt, all shiny and gold. I tell ya, it must be worth a pretty penny. Folks go crazy for these belts, I don’t know why.
- They had one in January, that Rumble thingy.
- Then, in March, some fellas named Cody and Seth, they messed with The Rock and that Roman fella. Caused a ruckus, I bet.
- And they got this “SmackDown” show on Fridays. Always somethin’ happenin’ there. Fights and talkin’, and more fightin’. Keeps folks entertained, I guess.
I heard tell there was this John Cena fella, teamed up with another one, AJ Styles, back in September. Two against one, seems kinda unfair, don’t it? But that’s how they do things in wrestlin’, I suppose. Always gotta have some drama, keep folks guessin’. Like them soap operas my neighbor watches, all that cryin’ and carryin’ on. But with more muscles and less tears.
You can watch this stuff online now, too. My grandson, he’s always fiddlin’ with that “Fubo” thing. Says you can watch it live or record it and watch it later. Free trial, he says. Sounds like a good deal, if you’re into that sort of thing. Me, I’d rather watch the chickens peck in the yard, but to each their own, I always say. It’s a free country, ain’t it?
They got all these different shows, “Raw,” “SmackDown,” “NXT,” and even somethin’ called “Total Divas.” Don’t know what that is, maybe it’s about them lady wrestlers? They’re tough too, don’t let their pretty faces fool ya. They can throw a punch just as good as any man, sometimes better.
So, if you’re lookin’ for some excitement, this “wwe new mexico 2024” might just be the ticket. Lots of action, lots of yellin’, and plenty of fellas gettin’ thrown around. Just don’t expect it to be real, you hear? It’s all for show, like them plays they put on at the town hall. But it’s fun, I guess, if you like that sort of thing. Me, I’ll stick to my gardenin’, but you young folks, you go on and have your fun. Just don’t break nothin’!
And that’s about all I know about this “wwe new mexico 2024.” It’s a whole lotta fuss about fellas in tights, but hey, it keeps folks happy, and that’s what matters, right? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens.
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