Okay, let’s talk about this Cillian Murphy Dodgers pitcher thing.
So, the other day, this idea popped into my head, or maybe I saw it somewhere random, I dunno: Cillian Murphy as a Dodgers pitcher. Sounded kinda funny, right? Like, the Peaky Blinders guy throwing fastballs? My first thought was, “Wait, what? No way.” It just didn’t compute.

Naturally, the first thing I did was grab my phone and punch it into the search bar. Typed in something simple like “Cillian Murphy Dodgers pitcher” or “Is Cillian Murphy baseball player”. You know, the usual routine when something seems off.
And well, guess what? The search results were pretty much what I expected.
- Lots of stuff about Cillian Murphy, the actor. Oppenheimer, Peaky Blinders, all that jazz.
- Tons of news and stats about actual Dodgers pitchers. Guys like Yamamoto, Glasnow, Kershaw, the real players.
- Absolutely zero, zilch, nada connecting Cillian Murphy to playing baseball for the Dodgers, or any team really.
I scrolled for a bit, just to be sure. Checked news tabs, image searches, thinking maybe there was some weird charity game or a movie role I missed. Nope. Nothing solid at all. It wasn’t like he secretly took up pitching in his spare time.
So, I started wondering why this combination even exists. Maybe someone made a typo? Or perhaps it’s some inside joke I’m not getting? Could be a fantasy baseball team name someone cooked up? It’s bizarre. You see these weird mashups online sometimes and just gotta scratch your head.
Basically, after digging around for a bit, the conclusion is pretty clear. Cillian Murphy, the talented actor from Ireland, is definitely not pitching for the Los Angeles Dodgers. It was a strange thought to chase down, but hey, now we know for sure. Just an actor, not a baseball player. Simple as that.
