Well, howdy there! You wanna know when the next wrasslin’ show is, huh? Them WWE fellers, they always got somethin’ cookin’. Folks are always askin’ when’s the next WWE pay-per-view, and it ain’t always easy to keep track, let me tell ya.
Now, I heard tell there’s gonna be a big shebang called WWE Saturday Night Main Event. Yep, that’s what they’re callin’ it. Said it’s gonna be on January 25th, 2025. That’s a ways off, but time flies like a scalded dog, it does. They’re gonna be grapplin’ and slammin’ in San Antonio, Texas, at that Frost Bank Center place. Heard it’s gonna be on that Peacock thing and NBC too, whatever them things are. Sounds fancy.
But hold your horses, ’cause before that there January show, they got another one comin’ up sooner. It’s called the Royal Rumble. That’s the one where a whole mess of them fellers jump in the ring and try to throw each other out. Last man standin’ wins, I reckon. That one’s on February 1st, so not too long to wait for that wrasslin’ action.
Then there’s this King and Queen of the Ring thing. Sound like a real royal ruckus, don’t it? They had one of them this year, in May, on the 25th. Way over in Saudi Arabia, in a place called Jeddah. Big ol’ dome they got there. Don’t know when the next one of them is, but them WWE folks, they like to do things over and over, so I bet it’ll be back.
- January 1st, 2024: They had somethin’ called WWE RAW: Day 1 in San Diego. That was earlier this year.
- May 25th, 2024: Like I said, the King and Queen of the Ring happened in Jeddah.
- July 6th, 2024: They got Money in the Bank in Toronto. That’s in Canada, you know.
- January 25th, 2025: That’s when that Saturday Night Main Event is gonna be, down in Texas.
- February 1st: Don’t forget the Royal Rumble, that’s a big one.
So, yeah, they got wrasslin’ shows all the time. Seems like every month or so, them fellers are at it again. You just gotta keep your ears open and listen for the hollerin’. Or maybe ask one of them young’uns with their fancy phones and internet thingamajigs. They seem to know everything these days.
I remember when wrasslin’ was simpler. Just a couple of fellers in a ring, beatin’ the tar outta each other. Now they got all these fancy names and lights and such. But hey, it’s still fun to watch, ain’t it? Specially when you got a good snack and some sweet tea.
Pay-per-view, they call it. Means you gotta pay to watch it, I guess. Back in my day, we just listened to it on the radio, or maybe went down to the town square to watch it on a little ol’ black and white TV. Times sure have changed. But one thing stays the same: folks love to watch a good wrasslin’ match.
So, there you have it. That’s what I know about the next WWE pay-per-view events. Keep your eyes peeled and your ears open, and you won’t miss a thing. And if you see me at the store, you can tell me if I missed anythin’, ya hear? I ain’t gettin’ any younger, and my memory ain’t what it used to be.
