Alright, alright, let’s talk about this wrestling stuff, you know, the WWE. Folks keep askin’ me, “What’s the next big show?” Well, hold your horses, I’m gonna tell ya what I know.
Now, they got these things they call “PPV“s. That stands for Pay-Per-View, which means you gotta shell out some cash to watch it, I reckon. They’re the big deals, the ones with all the fancy stuff and the big fights.
I heard tell there’s always somethin’ comin’ up. They just had one, ain’t they? Seems like they never stop them fellas are always fightin’. You got your fellas slamming each other and what not. My grandson he likes it.
So, when’s the next one, you ask? Well, it’s hard to say for sure, they like to keep us guessin’, you know? But from what I hear, they got shows all the time, sometimes on TV, sometimes on that Peacock thing, whatever that is. They say you can watch it live, stream it online or somethin’. Sounds fancy, huh?
- They got shows they call “Saturday Night’s Main Event“, I think.
- And then they got those big PPVs. I think sometimes they show it on NBC. But I am not too sure.
I also heard they’re goin’ on tour. Yeah, them fellas travel all over. This year they even goin’ to the UK I think. My grandson he wants to see them wrestle live. It’s like a show. They have tickets and such.
Now, if you wanna get real fancy, they got these “Superstar Experience Packages”. That’s where you get to meet the wrestlers and get some goodies, like t-shirts and stuff. But they change it up, so you never know who you’re gonna see. One time it could be one guy, next time it could be somebody else.
WWE is a big deal, lots of folks watchin’. They got these fellas, they call ‘em “Superstars”. They’re strong, I tell ya. Big muscles, always yellin’ and posin’. They put on quite a show, that’s for sure. My grandson, he loves it. He knows all their names and all their moves. Me? I just like to watch them jump around and hit each other. It’s funny sometimes.
So, how do you find out about the next PPV? Well, you gotta keep your ears open, I guess. They usually announce it on TV or online. You can probably find it on their website too, if you know how to use them fancy computer things. I don’t even have a phone, mind you. My grandson he knows how to use it.
They also have different kinds of matches at these PPVs. Sometimes it’s one-on-one, sometimes it’s tag teams, sometimes it’s even those big rumble matches where everybody’s in the ring at once. It’s a whole lot of chaos, but it’s fun to watch. They jump from the ropes and do all kind of tricks. One time my grandson he tried to jump from the sofa like them fellas.
And don’t forget the belts. They got championships for everything, it seems. Heavyweight Champion, Tag Team Champions, Women’s Champion. It gets confusing, I’m tellin’ ya. It’s like in the olden days. They have belts and crown.
Now, some folks, they get real serious about this wrestling stuff. They got their favorites and their least favorites. They cheer for the good guys and boo the bad guys. Me? I just enjoy the show. It’s like a soap opera, but with more muscles and less talkin’. Sometimes they do talk a lot though.
So, to answer your question, “What’s the next WWE PPV?” Well, keep an eye out. They’ll announce it soon enough. And when they do, you can bet it’ll be a big deal. They’ll have all the Superstars there, fightin’ for those belts and puttin’ on a show for all the fans.
2025 is gonna be a big year for wrestling they say. They plannin’ somethin’ big, lots of shows and whatnot. You just gotta keep your eyes open, and listen for them commercials. That’s how they get you.
They probably already have tickets for sale, you can buy them online. I don’t know much about that. You have to have a credit card I think. My grandson does it all for me. He even gets me food sometime from them food app. That’s a life saver.
So there you have it. That’s all I know about this wrestling stuff. It ain’t much, but it’s honest. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. Them youngsters get hungry, you know. And who knows maybe we’ll watch some wrestling later.
