Alright, y’all, let’s talk about this Infinite Craft thing. Folks are sayin’ you can make all sorts of stuff in there, even… well, even Jesus. Now, I ain’t no fancy computer whiz, but I figured I’d give it a whirl and tell you how I did it, the good ol’ fashioned way, no complicated mumbo jumbo.
First off, you gotta understand this ain’t like bakin’ a pie. You can’t just throw flour and water together and expect Jesus to pop out. You gotta start small, real small. Think like… dirt and water. Yeah, that’s right, dirt and water. Mix them two together, and what do you get? Plant, that’s what. Simple as that.
Now, you take that plant, and you give it some more water. What happens then? It grows, right? So you keep on waterin’ it, and waterin’ it, and pretty soon you got yourself a tree. Big ol’ tree, just like the one in my backyard.
Okay, so we got a tree. Now what? Well, you gotta think bigger. What do trees do? They give us wood, don’t they? So you mix that tree with, say, a tool… like an axe… and you get wood. See? It’s all about makin’ sense, just like life.
- Dirt + Water = Plant
- Plant + Water = Tree
- Tree + Axe = Wood
Now, wood is good, but it ain’t gonna get us to Jesus just yet. We gotta keep goin’. Take that wood and put it with some more water. What floats on water? A boat, that’s right! So now we got ourselves a boat.
And where do boats go? On the water, of course! Big water, like a lake or an ocean. So, you mix that boat with some more water and… bam! You got yourself an ocean. A big, blue ocean.
This is where it starts gettin’ a bit… well, a bit out there. You take that ocean, and you mix it with somethin’… somethin’ big, somethin’ powerful. Like… life itself. Now, where does life come from? Well, some folks say it comes from… God. So you mix that ocean with God and… boom! You got yourself Jesus.
Now, I know what you’re thinkin’. “How do I get God?” Well, that’s a whole ‘nother story, but I’ll tell you quick. You gotta make the universe first. And how do you do that? Well, you start with that ocean we talked about, and you mix it with somethin’ even bigger… somethin’ like… nothin’. Like… void. Mix them together and you got the universe.
Then, you take that universe, and you mix it with somethin’ small, somethin’… golden. Like a goldfish. Yeah, a goldfish. Sounds crazy, I know, but trust me on this. Mix that universe with a goldfish and… poof! You got God. And once you got God, well, you already know how to get Jesus, don’t ya?
- Wood + Water = Boat
- Boat + Water = Ocean
- Ocean + God = Jesus
- Ocean + Void = Universe
- Universe + Goldfish = God
So there you have it. That’s how this old lady made Jesus in that Infinite Craft game. Ain’t no magic to it, just a bit of common sense and some good ol’ fashioned mixin’. Now go on and try it yourself. And remember, if you get stuck, just think simple. Think about how things connect, just like how dirt and water make a plant. You’ll get the hang of it. It ain’t rocket science, I tell ya.
Keep it simple, and you can make anything, even Jesus! Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some supper. All this craftin’ made me hungry.
Here’s a quick recap just in case you got lost: You want Jesus? First, make the universe by mixing ocean and void. Then, mix universe with a goldfish to get God. Once you have God, mix Him with the ocean, and you’ll get Jesus! Simple as pie, even if making pie is simpler, if you ask me.
And one more thing: Don’t go thinkin’ this is some kind of disrespect or nothin’. It’s just a game, somethin’ to pass the time. Just like them puzzles my grandkids play. It’s all in good fun, y’hear?
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