Well now, listen up folks, if you’ve been a fan of WWE and all them big ol’ wrestlin’ shows, you’ll know every year they got them “pay-per-view” events. In 2023, they ain’t slowin’ down neither, let me tell ya. For them who ain’t quite sure what “pay-per-view” means, it’s just a fancy way of sayin’ you gotta pay to watch them special events where them big ol’ wrestlers get in the ring and throw each other ’round like they ain’t got no care in the world. Now let me walk you through what’s comin’ up in 2023, ya hear?
January 2023: WWE New Year’s Evil
So, right off the bat, in January 2023, they got somethin’ called WWE New Year’s Evil. It’s a special event, and it’s on the 10th of January. The wrestlers will be all fired up, startin’ off the year with a big ol’ bang. I reckon they’re gonna be throwin’ some serious punches and kickin’ up a storm in that ring.
February 2023: WWE Royal Rumble
Come February, don’t forget about that Royal Rumble. Now, I reckon this one’s a big one, ‘cause every year folks be talkin’ about it. You got all them wrestlers fightin’ to be the last one standin’, and trust me, it ain’t easy. It’s full of surprises, so make sure you don’t miss it!
March 2023: WWE Elimination Chamber
Then in March, they’re doin’ the Elimination Chamber. Now, this here event, it’s got them wrestlers locked up in a big ol’ chamber. Only the toughest ones make it out. It’s a real test of strength, endurance, and all that mess. I wouldn’t want to be in there myself, but them wrestlers sure love it.
April 2023: WWE WrestleMania
Oh, and don’t you forget about April! WrestleMania is comin’, and that’s the big one! It’s the most famous event of ‘em all. Them wrestlers got months of trainin’ and preppin’ for this here show. If you ain’t watchin’ WrestleMania, you ain’t watchin’ nothin’. It’s the granddaddy of ‘em all, and folks be talkin’ about it for months after. You won’t wanna miss it, trust me on that!
May 2023: WWE Backlash
In May, they got WWE Backlash, which is just folks settlin’ scores from WrestleMania. If someone got their butt handed to ‘em in April, well, they’re comin’ back to get their revenge in May. Ain’t no rest for the wicked, as they say!
June 2023: WWE Money in the Bank
Then in June, it’s WWE Money in the Bank. This one here is somethin’ else. There’s a big ol’ briefcase hangin’ up above the ring, and the wrestlers gotta climb up there and grab it. The first one to do it gets a chance to fight for a big ol’ title down the line. Ain’t no easy way to do it, that’s for sure!
July 2023: WWE SummerSlam
Now, come July, we got SummerSlam. It’s one of the big ones too. Some folks say it’s like the “second WrestleMania.” You got all the action, all the drama, and all the excitement. If you’re lookin’ for a show where things go boom, then this one’s for you.
September 2023: WWE Clash at the Castle
In September, they got WWE Clash at the Castle. This one takes place in a big ol’ castle, and I’m talkin’ about a real one. Them wrestlers will be throwin’ punches in some grand ol’ setting, and it’ll be somethin’ to see. Big ol’ fightin’ under the stars, I reckon.
October 2023: WWE Extreme Rules
Now, in October, you got WWE Extreme Rules. This event here is a real barn burner. No rules, just fightin’ – and I mean anything goes. Chairs, ladders, steel cages – if you can think of it, they use it. It’s a wild time, that’s for sure!
November 2023: WWE Survivor Series
Then in November, they got the Survivor Series. This one’s all about teams, folks. You got one team of wrestlers takin’ on another. It’s all about eliminations, and you can bet there’ll be some surprises. You never know who’s gonna show up for this one, so keep your eyes peeled.
December 2023: WWE TLC
And then in December, to finish off the year, they got WWE TLC, which stands for Tables, Ladders, and Chairs. It’s just like it sounds – folks slingin’ each other through tables, climbin’ ladders, and whackin’ folks with chairs. It’s a real mess, but it sure does make for some good watchin’.
So there you have it, folks! That’s the rundown of all them WWE pay-per-views comin’ in 2023. I reckon it’s gonna be a year full of action, drama, and plenty of folks throwin’ punches. If you ain’t watchin’ these shows, you’re missin’ out, and you sure don’t wanna be the one left in the dark, now do ya?
Tags：[WWE, Pay-Per-View, 2023, WWE Events, Royal Rumble, WrestleMania, Survivor Series, WWE Backlash, WWE Money in the Bank, WWE SummerSlam, WWE TLC, WWE Clash at the Castle, WWE Extreme Rules, WWE New Year’s Evil]
