Alright, let’s talk about Tiffany Ortiz. Or, more accurately, let me ramble about what I know about her and Big Papi, based on what I’ve pieced together over the years.

Okay, so, like everyone else, I first heard about Tiffany Ortiz when I heard about David Ortiz, Big Papi, the Red Sox legend. Back in ’96, he was just a minor league dude playing for the Wisconsin Timber Rattlers. Apparently, he saw Tiffany, then Tiffany Brick, in a club, and, smooth move, asked her to dance. Classic meet-cute, right?
Fast forward, like, 25 years, and BOOM – divorce news. I saw Tiffany’s Instagram post, a black and white photo of them from happier times. It’s always a bummer seeing relationships end, especially ones that have lasted that long. I remember thinking, “Damn, even Big Papi ain’t immune.”
Look, I never met the woman, Tiffany. All I know is what’s out there on the internet. But you can’t talk about her without talking about David Ortiz. I mean, the guy was Boston. The Red Sox won three championships during his time there, and he was a huge part of all of them. Like, HUGE. Clutch hits, leadership… the whole deal.
Anyway, back to the divorce. I read they’d already split once before. Sometimes, things just don’t work out, you know? It’s tough, especially when you’ve been together for so long. It’s a reminder that life isn’t always a fairytale, even if you’re married to a baseball superstar.
Look, I’m not trying to gossip or anything. It’s just… you see these high-profile relationships, and you kinda think they’re untouchable. Then, reality hits. I just hope both Tiffany and David are doing okay. Breakups are rough, no matter who you are.

And honestly? That’s about all I got. I just felt like sharing what I knew, or thought I knew, about this whole situation. Sometimes, you just gotta put your thoughts out there, right?
Anyway, wishing them both the best, whatever that looks like. On to the next thing, I guess.