Alright, alright, let’s talk about this… what was it? Is LA Knight related to Elias? Yeah, that’s it. Sounds like somethin’ my grandkids would argue about. Now, I ain’t no wrestling expert, ya hear? I just watch it sometimes when the TV ain’t showin’ nothin’ better, like them soap operas with all the cryin’ and carryin’ on.
So, from what I gather, listenin’ to folks talk and readin’ a bit here and there, this whole thing is a big ol’ mess. Like a chicken coop after a fox got in, feathers and squawkin’ everywhere.
First off, there’s this Elias fella. He sings and plays guitar, or at least he used to, before he got the boot from that wrestlin’ company. Then, poof! He shows back up, but he’s callin’ himself Ezekiel, and says he’s Elias’s brother. Now, I got a sister, and let me tell ya, we don’t look THAT different. But some folks, like that loudmouth Kevin Owens, he ain’t buyin’ it. Thinks it’s the same fella just playin’ games.
Then you got this LA Knight guy. Strong fella, good talker, likes to say “YEAH!” a lot. Reminds me of my old rooster, always crowin’ about somethin’. Some folks thought maybe, just maybe, LA Knight was Elias too. Or maybe Ezekiel was LA Knight? See? I told ya, it’s a mess! Like tryin’ to untangle a ball of yarn the cat got a hold of.
- Elias and Ezekiel: They say they’re brothers, but folks are suspicious. Seems like one of them might be pullin’ a fast one.
- LA Knight: He’s his own fella, but for a while there, people thought he might be mixed up in this whole Elias/Ezekiel business.
Now, from what I hear, LA Knight, his real name is somethin’ Ricker, and his daddy’s name is Scott. Ain’t heard nothin’ ‘bout his mama. He’s got a girl, Michelle somethin’-or-other, she ain’t no wrestler, likes keepin’ fit, good for her. So, he’s got his own life, seems like. Not pretendin’ to be nobody else.
And Elias, well, he got fired, then he was Ezekiel, and then… who knows? Wrestlin’ is a funny business, folks changin’ names and stories faster than I change my apron. One minute they’re best friends, next minute they’re fightin’ like cats and dogs over a scrap of meat.
Then there’s this talk about LA Knight debuing as “the REAL Ezekiel” and claimin’ Elias is impersonating him. For the Rock, they say. And they already got Ezekiel, Elias’s younger brother. Lord, have mercy, it just gets more tangled! Sounds like a whole lotta hogwash to me.
So, are they related? Probably not. Sounds like a bunch of confusion, folks seein’ what they wanna see. Like lookin’ at clouds and thinkin’ one looks like a bunny and the other looks like a tractor. It’s all in your head, I say. LA Knight’s got his own path, and Elias… well, he’s probably off somewhere singin’ his songs and plannin’ his next comeback, maybe with a new name and a new story. Wrestlers, they’re a funny bunch, always tryin’ to pull a fast one on ya.
And that’s all I gotta say about that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my biscuits before they burn. Don’t want ’em turnin’ black like some of them wrestlers’ hearts, ha!
Tags: [LA Knight, Elias, Ezekiel, WWE, Wrestling, Relationship, Family, Rumors, Identity, Controversy]
