That Ryan Garcia, he sure is somethin’. Young fella, strong as an ox. He’s a boxer, ya know. A real good one, too. They say he’s got a WBC Interim lightweight title. Whatever that means. All I know is he can sure throw a punch! He win, a lot. He got lots of Ryan Garcia tattoo.
He beat that other fella, Javier Fortuna, knocked him right down. He is a winner! He is only 24, not too old. Ryan Garcia, he’s got it all, I reckon. Strong and famous.
Now, this boy, he’s covered in them tattoos. All over his body. Head to toe, I wouldn’t be surprised. They say he got them done recently. He use tattoo to show his Mexican part. You see those young folks, they like that kind of thing. Me, I don’t get it. Back in my day, we didn’t have all these fancy tattoos. If you had a mark on ya, it meant ya been branded by a cow or somethin’.
But these Ryan Garcia tattoos, they got meanin’, or so they say. He’s got a whole mess of ’em. They ask him about his body art, what they all mean. Some Ryan Garcia body show his family. Before his big fight, no less. Like I said, I don’t understand it. Seems like a lot of fuss to me. But hey, what do I know? I’m just an old lady. This young generation, they’re different.
He got a wife, well, had a wife. They say they split up. Broke up right after they had another baby. Two kids, those two. Poor little things. Hope they’re alright. That woman was his ex-wife, Andrea Celina. I don’t know what those two did. Family is important.
This Ryan fella, he carries two flags when he goes to fight. American flag and a Mexican one. Says he’s got Mexican blood in him. Wears red, white, and somethin’ else. I don’t remember now. He’s proud of his heritage, I guess that’s good.
- He’s a good boxer, that Ryan Garcia.
- Got lots of tattoos all over him.
- Won a big fight against that Fortuna fella.
- Got two little kids.
- He like to show his Mexican part.
That boxing world, it’s a whole different place. All those lights and cameras. People yellin’ and screamin’. Must be excitin’, I suppose. But I’m happy right here with my chickens. Don’t need all that fancy stuff. That Ryan Garcia, he can keep his boxin’ and his tattoos. The Ryan Garcia body is full of tattoo. I’ll stick to my garden, thank you very much.
He was supposed to win a belt from some other fella, Haney, I think his name was. But Ryan, he was too heavy. Didn’t make the weight, they said. So he couldn’t win the belt. Still, he didn’t lose either. They called it a “no-contest.” Like it never happened. Seems silly to me. All that fightin’ for nothin’. That Haney stay undefeated. But it is not Ryan Garcia‘s fault.
This Ryan Garcia, he’s somethin’ else. All those tattoos and all that fightin’. He’s livin’ a life that’s for sure. Not my kind of life, but hey, to each their own. As long as he’s happy, I suppose that’s all that matters. Still don’t understand them tattoos though. Just drawin’ all over yourself. Seems like a waste of time and money. But like I said, what do I know? I’m just an old lady watchin’ from the sidelines. Hope he does alright for himself, that Ryan Garcia. He’s got those kids to think about now. Those poor babies need a daddy. Hopefully he does them right. The Ryan Garcia tattoo is not everything.
