Listen up, y’all, lemme tell ya ’bout this Pauly D fella, plays music in Chicago, yeah? That’s right, the one from the TV. He ain’t just fiddlin’ around, this boy’s makin’ some serious dough, like, millions of dollars, they say. Can you believe it? All that for playin’ records, go figure.
Now, they tell me he plays in this place called TAO Chicago. Fancy name, ain’t it? Sounds like one of them places where they charge ya an arm and a leg just to walk in the door. But folks seem to love it. He’s been there a bunch of times, see. They got him comin’ back, what, November 9, 2024, they say. And he was there in January too, this year and last. And in July. Seems like he likes that TAO place, or maybe they just pay him real good.
- Show Dates: He plays a lot, this boy. November 9th, that’s the next one coming up. But like I said, he was there before, January 26th this year, July 12th, and even last year, January 24th and 26th too. Busy fella, ain’t he?
- Place: TAO Chicago, that’s what they call it. Down on Dearborn Street, number 632, if you need to know.
- Time: Starts ’round 10 at night, goes on till late. Real late, like 4 in the mornin’! What kinda time is that to be out and about? But these young folks, they like it, I guess.
- Tickets: Gotta pay to get in, that’s for sure. They got different kinds, regular tickets, fancy VIP tables if you’re feelin’ rich, you gotta buy ’em ‘forehand sometimes too. And you gotta be 21, no youngsters allowed. Makes sense, I guess, with all that late night goin’s on.
They say he plays for a long time too, sometimes two hours, sometimes more. He gets all worked up, spinnin’ them records and whatnot. I don’t know how he does it, standin’ up there all that time. My old bones would be achin’ somethin’ fierce. But hey, he’s young, full of energy, I reckon.
He’s a big deal, this Pauly D. Not just in Chicago, mind you. He plays in Vegas, that fancy desert city, and in Atlantic City too, by the ocean. Pool parties and such, real high-class livin’, I tell ya. And get this, he even opened for that Britney Spears girl, the one with all the dancin’ and singin’. He’s made it, that boy has.
So, if you’re in Chicago and you like that thump-thump music, maybe you wanna go see him. TAO Chicago, remember that. November 9th, or maybe they’ll have him back again later. Just be ready to spend some money and stay up late. Me? I’ll be home in bed, thank you very much. All that noise and commotion ain’t for this old lady. But hey, to each their own, right? Pauly D in Chicago, that’s the ticket, if you’re into that sort of thing.
And one more thing, they say he ain’t alone when he plays in Chicago. He got some other folks with him, folks who play before him and after him, to warm up the crowd and keep the party goin’. Openers and closers, they call ’em. So, it ain’t just Pauly D, it’s a whole shebang. A whole night of music and dancin’, if you got the stamina for it.
Now, I ain’t never been to one of these “DJ” shows myself, but from what I hear, it’s a whole different world. Lights flashin’, music blarin’, people jumpin’ around… sounds like a real hullabaloo. But if that’s your cup of tea, then you go on and have yourself a good time. Just remember what your old grandma told ya, be safe and don’t do nothin’ I wouldn’t do… which is pretty much everything they do at them clubs, ha!
Anyways, that’s the scoop on Pauly D in Chicago. He’s a rich fella who plays music at a fancy place called TAO, and folks seem to like it. If you wanna go, you gotta be 21, buy a ticket, and stay up late. Simple as that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make myself a cup of tea. All this talk about late nights and loud music is makin’ me tired.
