Yo, listen up, you young’uns, this here’s about that Mike Gesicki fantasy football thing. I heard some folks talkin’ ’bout it down at the market, and it got me thinkin’. That Gesicki fella, he plays for them Cincinnati Bengals now, used to be with the Dolphins, I think. Some folks say he ain’t doin’ too hot this year. They say he’s ranked way down, like number 27 or somethin’ for them tight ends. That ain’t good, is it?

Now, I don’t know much ’bout this fantasy football stuff, but I know a good player when I see one. And that Gesicki, he’s got somethin’ special. I seen him play a few times, and he’s got hands like glue. He can catch anything they throw at him. I remember this one time, maybe week nine this one was, against the Raiders, he caught five balls, got himself two touchdowns and 100 yards. Twenty-two fantasy points, they called it. That was a good day for him. His best of the season, I reckon.
But other times, he ain’t so good. He is ranked number 19th for his position, and like, 203rd overall. That is bad. Some games, he only gets a few catches. And some games, he don’t even get that many. In his last three games, he got 11 catches for 114 yards, they say. Seems like a lot, but I guess it ain’t enough for them fantasy folks.
They got all these fancy numbers and stats. Like, one time he got 16 yards and a touchdown, but they said that was bad. “Stock down” they call it. 16 yards! That’s somethin’. But for this fantasy game, I reckon it ain’t a whole lot. They talking about some other fella and his 223.5 passing yards. Something about taking the LESS THAN. I don’t know what that means, just a whole lotta numbers and things.
So, what’s the deal with this Mike Gesicki fantasy thing? Well, it seems like he’s a bit of a gamble. He can have some really good games, but he can also have some stinkers. It’s like pickin’ tomatoes in my garden. Sometimes you get a big, juicy one, and sometimes you get a little, rotten one. You just never know what you’re gonna get.
I heard some folks sayin’ he ain’t gonna be a big deal in somethin’ called “redraft.” But then they said he’s good for somethin’ called “best ball” and a “deep TE2 stash.” Whatever that means. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. Just pick the best players, that’s what I say. And they say that he played just 16 snaps, and it was because the Bengals wanted to run a lot.

But here’s the thing. Even when he ain’t gettin’ a lot of catches, that Gesicki fella, he’s still out there tryin’. He’s still givin’ it his all. And that’s what matters, right? He’s a hard worker, and he’s got a good heart. And sometimes, that’s all you need.
- He played for the Dolphins before.
- Now he’s with the Bengals.
- He ain’t doin’ so hot this year, ranked 27th for tight ends.
- He had a good game in week nine, with 22 fantasy points.
- He’s ranked 19th for his position, 203rd overall. Not good!
- Sometimes he has bad games, like the one with 16 yards.
- They say he’s not good for “redraft” but okay for “best ball” and “deep TE2 stash”.
- He’s a hard worker, though!
So, if you’re thinkin’ ’bout pickin’ Mike Gesicki for your fantasy team, just keep all this in mind. He’s a bit of a wild card, but he’s got potential. He just needs a chance to shine. Like a good seed, you gotta give him some time to grow and he might give you some surprises. He might just surprise you. And who knows, maybe he’ll have a breakout year next year. You never know. Just like you never know what the weather’s gonna be like tomorrow. You just gotta take it as it comes. I think those expert fellas should keep him on their list of rankings and projections. They probably update it for injuries, too.
This whole Mike Gesicki fantasy thing is a real head-scratcher, ain’t it? But that’s life, I guess. Full of surprises. Just gotta roll with the punches and hope for the best. And maybe, just maybe, that Gesicki fella will come through for you. And they have all those stats and game logs. Maybe look at those.