Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Marcus Stroman. Folks keep jabberin’ ’bout him, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, you know?
Who is this Marcus Stroman fellah anyway? Well, from what I gather, he’s one of them baseball pitchers. Plays for the, uh, Chicago Cubs now, I think. He’s been around the block, though. Pitched for the Toronto Blue Jays and the Mets too, or so they say. Heard he was a real star for them Blue Jays back in the day.
Now, they tell me this Stroman fella ain’t no spring chicken. Been playin’ for ten years, they say. Got a record, what they call it, 87 wins and 85 losses. And that ERA thing, whatever that is, is 3.72. Sounds alright to me, I guess. They make a big fuss ’bout him bein’ in the All-Star game twice, once with Toronto and once with the Cubs. Fancy that!
- Years Playin’: A whole decade, they say! That’s a lot of ball throwin’.
- Wins and Losses: 87 wins, 85 losses. More wins than losses, so that’s good, right?
- ERA: 3.72. Don’t ask me what that means, but they say it’s important.
- All-Star: Twice! Big deal, I reckon.
But get this, this Stroman fella ain’t just chuckin’ baseballs. Heard he’s got himself a fancy winery out in California. Makin’ wine, like them fancy folks do. Calls it Le Car- somethin’. Guess he’s got more than one trick up his sleeve.
They keep track of all sorts of things with these fellas, you know. His height, his weight, how old he is. They even got stats for how he throws the ball. Left-handed, right-handed, I dunno. But folks are real interested in all that stuff.
Is Marcus Stroman a good pitcher? Well, that’s what everyone’s arguin’ about. Some folks say he’s the “most excitin’ pitcher” in baseball right now. I don’t know ’bout all that. But he’s doin’ alright this year, they tell me. Got a record of 5 wins and 2 losses, and that ERA thing is down to 2.82. And he’s struck out a whole bunch of fellas, 58 of ’em, they say.
Now, they got this award, the Cy Young award. Sounds prestigious, like them fancy car shows they have. They’re wonderin’ if Stroman’s gonna win it this year. I ain’t got a clue, but it sounds like a big deal. He’s gotta beat out a lot of other fellas, I reckon.
So, that’s the lowdown on Marcus Stroman, as far as I can tell. He’s a baseball pitcher, plays for the Cubs, makes wine, and folks seem to think he’s pretty good. Whether he’s the best or not, I ain’t qualified to say. But he’s keepin’ folks talkin’, that’s for sure. And that’s somethin’, ain’t it?
Marcus Stroman’s Career: A Quick Look
They got all these numbers and stats for Stroman’s career. Major League, Minor League, all sorts of stuff. I ain’t gonna bore ya with all the details, but it’s a lot. He’s been playin’ for a long time, and he’s seen a lot of action. That’s for sure.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about this Marcus Stroman fella. He seems like a hard workin’ young man, playin’ his baseball and makin’ his wine. Can’t fault him for that, I reckon. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens.
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