Well, I heard folks talking ’bout this here Kayla Harrison wedding thing. Seems like a big deal, you know? Lots of folks wanna know ’bout it. This Kayla, she’s a tough one, I tell ya. Seen her on the TV, throwin’ people around like rag dolls. That judo stuff, you know? She’s good, real good. Got them gold medals and all.
Now, ’bout this wedding, I reckon it’s a big to-do. If you trying to find it online, it ain’t easy, just like findin’ a needle in a haystack. They say you gotta look on that Knot thingy. What is The Knot? Sounds like somethin’ you tie up a goat with. But I guess it’s where folks put their wedding stuff nowadays. Young folks and their fancy ways, I swear.
Some folks is sayin’ she’s marryin’ a fella named Greg Potts, but then I hear she’s tied to a fella named Harrison. Then there is Kayla Innes and Dan Roffman. Which Kayla is getting married? Or is it Kaylas? My head is spinning like a top! Could be all of them is Kaylas. I just can’t keep up with these youngins. But one thing’s for sure, this Kayla, the judo one, she ain’t no pushover. Heard she adopted a couple of young’uns. Good for her, I say. Takes a strong woman to do all that, wrasslin’ and raisin’ kids.
This Kayla Harrison wedding, it’s got everyone in a tizzy. Folks wanna see pictures, wanna know where it’s at. They say there’s a website, but I don’t know nothin’ ’bout that. I just use my phone to call my grandkids. These websites and things, they’re too much for me. They even got an app. What is app? Is it a food? Or is it that thing you use to clean the floor? They should just stick to the old ways, sendin’ out invitations and such.
If you want to know about Kayla’s wedding, you need to search “Kayla Harrison Wedding” on the internet, I guess. That’s what my grandkids told me. They say it is important to write it many times so people can find it on Google. What is Google? I don’t know. But that’s what they say. They say it is for SEO. What is SEO? They say it is how people find things online. My head is spinning again.
- Kayla Harrison, she’s a fighter.
- She’s got them gold medals.
- Folks say she’s gettin’ hitched.
- Maybe to a fella named Greg Potts?
- Or maybe to a fella named Harrison?
- Or maybe the other Kayla?
- They say it’s all on that Knot thingy.
- And that app thingy.
That Kayla Harrison wedding, it sounds like a real fancy affair. This website got everything, they say. Even got a thing called “registry”. I don’t even know what that is. Maybe a place to keep track of the cows? Or is it like a list? I guess that’s where you write down what gifts you want. Back in my day, we were just happy if folks showed up with a pie or somethin’.
This Kayla, she’s somethin’ else. Youngest one to get that black belt thingy, they say. Sixth degree, or somethin’ like that. She is a black belt? My grandson Jimmy got a brown belt from his karate class. Is it the same? I don’t know. But this Kayla, she’s way tougher than Jimmy, I bet. They say she is only 34 years old. So young! And she’s already done so much. It’s enough to make your head spin.
Seems like this whole Kayla Harrison wedding is a big secret, though. Gotta dig around to find anythin’ ’bout it. They say she had a fight recently, got all banged up, but still won. Tough as nails, that one. Now she is going to get married. To whom? I still don’t know. Is it Greg? Is it Harrison? Is it the other Kayla? Maybe she should just marry them all and get it over with. Just kidding. That would be a sight, though, wouldn’t it?
They also say this Kayla wants a championship in UFC. What is UFC? Is it like that WWF wrestling thing that my husband used to watch? But they say this one is real. She is also a mother. She has two kids. Not her own, though. She adopted them. That’s a good thing. Those kids are lucky to have her. I hope she wins that championship. And I hope she has a nice wedding. To whom? I still don’t know.
Well, I gotta go. My cornbread’s probably burnin’. Just remember, if you wanna know ’bout this Kayla Harrison wedding, you best get on that internet machine and start lookin’. And if you find out anything, you let me know, ya hear? I’m just an old lady, I don’t know nothin’ ’bout these things. But I do know one thing, this Kayla is a special one. She’s a fighter, a mother, and soon, a wife, maybe. I just hope she’s happy, whoever she’s marryin’. That’s all that matters, ain’t it? Being happy.
