Well, well, well, look what we got here. You wanna know how old is Sketch? That young fella on the internet, right? I heard my grandkids talkin’ ’bout him. They watch him on that… what’s it called… YouTube thing. Playin’ them video games all day long.
This Sketch, he’s a young’un, that’s for sure. Not old like me, no sir. He was born, they say, in a place called… Mass-a-chew-sets. Sounds fancy, don’t it? Born in April, the 29th, back in 1998. So you do the math, that boy is like, what, 26 years old now in this year, 2024. Still a baby in my eyes! My youngest boy is older than him!
They call him Sketch, but his real name is somethin’ like… Elijah. Elijah Peter Best, that’s it! Sounds like a name from one of them old-timey movies, don’t it? Elijah. I knew a man named Elijah, I think it was, he was in the war. But this Sketch fella, he just plays them games. He got famous for playing that Roblox game. My grandkids love that game, always on their phones.
He’s got a channel, they call it, on that YouTube thing. Used to be called “Sketch – Roblox and More”, now it’s just “Sketch”. Short and sweet, I guess. He makes videos of himself playin’ games, and people watch him. Millions of ’em, they say! Can you believe that? Back in my day, we entertained ourselves with a good game of checkers or a story ’round the fire.
Now, this Sketch, he’s a Taurus, whatever that means. Somethin’ about the stars, I reckon. My daughter, she’s into all that. Says I’m a… somethin’ else. Can’t remember. But this Sketch, he’s a Taurus. Means he’s stubborn, maybe? I don’t know. Don’t really care, to be honest. All I know is he’s a young fella, 26 years old, born in April, plays them video games. That’s all you need to know.
Sketch age, that’s what they’re always searchin’ for on that Google thing. “How old is Sketch?” “What’s Sketch’s real name?” “Where was Sketch born?” All sorts of questions. Kids these days, they’re so curious. Always wantin’ to know every little thing about these internet people.
He is a youtuber, I heard them call it that. That is how he is so famous. He plays games, like I said, that Roblox game. People like to watch that.
- He was born in 1998.
- That makes him 26 years old now.
- He plays video games.
- His name is Elijah.
- He is called Sketch.
This Sketch fella, he seems like a nice enough boy. Always laughin’ and carryin’ on in those videos. Keeps the kids entertained, I suppose. That’s what matters, right? Keeps ’em outta trouble.
So, there you have it. That’s all I know about this Sketch fella. He’s 26, plays games, and that’s that. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I got some chores to do. These dishes ain’t gonna wash themselves. And I gotta chase them darn chickens outta my garden again. They’re always peckin’ at my tomatoes! Kids today with their video games, they don’t know what real work is!
Sketch real name, that is another thing they like to look up on that internet. Like I done told you already, it is Elijah. Elijah Peter Best. Fancy name for a boy playing video games all day. But I suppose that is just the way of the world now.
He is from a place called Massachusetts. I have heard of that place. I think one of my cousins moved up that way many years ago. He was looking for work.
So, yes, how old is Sketch? He is 26 years old. A young man, really. I remember when I was 26. Feels like a lifetime ago. I was already married with two kids. Different times. Different times indeed.
I do not know much about this Roblox thing, but the kids sure do love it. It is loud and there is all sorts of things going on in it. I do not understand, but they have fun, and that is all that matters, I suppose.
Anyway, that is all I got to say about this Sketch. He is 26 and famous.
