Alright, listen up, y’all. I’m gonna tell ya ’bout this fight, this… whatchamacallit… dillon danis vs gordon ryan thing.
So, these two fellas, Dillon and Gordon, they got into it a while back. Like, way back in 2017. It was one of them wrestlin’ matches, you know, the kind where they roll around on the ground like a couple of cats fightin’ over a fish bone. They call it “grapplin’,” I think. Sounds fancy, but it’s just wrestlin’ to me.
Anyways, they went at it for a good long while, 15 minutes they say. Fifteen minutes of huffin’ and puffin’ and tryin’ to twist each other into pretzels. Nobody could make the other one give up, though. You know, like when you got your brother in a headlock and he yells “uncle”? Yeah, none of that happenin’.
So, what happens when nobody gives up? Well, some fella in a striped shirt, the “referee” they call him, he decides who won. And that day, he picked Gordon. Said Gordon won, fair and square. But Dillon, he weren’t too happy ’bout it, I tell ya. He’s been squawkin’ about it ever since, like a hen who lost her chick.
Now, Gordon, he’s a tough fella. Started this wrestlin’ stuff when he was just a young’un, 15 years old they say. And in just five years, bam! He’s a black belt. That’s like gettin’ your driver’s license the first time you try, only harder. He won a bunch of tournaments, too. Important ones, they say. Folks seem to think he’s a real big deal in this grapplin’ world.
Dillon, he ain’t no slouch neither. He’s won his share of matches, too. Eighteen wins, they say. And he’s made eleven fellas give up. That’s a lot of yellin’ “uncle,” I reckon. But he’s lost a few times too, sixteen times to be exact. And one time, he even got made to give up himself. Happened a long time ago, eight years back. A fella named Felipe, he got Dillon in one of them choke holds. You know, the kind where they squeeze your neck till you can’t breathe? Yeah, that kind.
- Gordon’s good, real good. Got that black belt quick.
- Dillon’s tough too, but he lost to Gordon that time.
- They been jawin’ at each other ever since that fight. Like an old married couple, I swear.
- Felipe, that fella who choked Dillon out, he’s given Gordon some trouble too. Beat him twice, they say.
This Felipe fella, he’s got Gordon’s number, it seems. Beat him twice. Once by makin’ him give up, and once by gettin’ more points, whatever that means. So, it ain’t just Dillon who’s had problems with Gordon. Seems like even the best of ‘em get beat sometimes.
Now, this whole dillon danis vs gordon ryan thing, it’s been goin’ on for years. They keep arguin’ about who’s better, who shoulda won. It’s like that fight between my two nephews over who got the bigger piece of pie. Never ends, I tell ya. But that’s what makes it excitin’, I guess. People like watchin’ a good feud. Keeps things interestin’.
So, that’s the story, as best as I can tell it. Two fellas, a wrestlin’ match, and a whole lotta arguin’. Who’s better? I don’t know. They both seem pretty tough to me. Maybe they’ll fight again someday, and we’ll get a real answer. Or maybe they’ll just keep jawin’ at each other forever. Wouldn’t surprise me none.
In short, Gordon Ryan beat Dillon Danis by decision in their 2017 grappling match. But the rivalry continues, and who knows what the future holds for these two competitors.
Tags：[Gordon Ryan, Dillon Danis, Grappling, ADCC, BJJ, Wrestling, Fight, Rivalry, Submission, Black Belt]
