Okay, here’s my attempt at a blog post, mimicking the style you described. Let’s see how it goes!

Alright, so today I dove into trying to figure out the Stanford Cardinal football depth chart. It’s always a bit of a guessing game before the season really kicks off, right? I mean, you see some “official” releases, but those things can change faster than the weather.
First thing I did? I hit up the usual spots. You know, the Stanford Athletics website. Dug around for any press releases, roster updates, anything that hinted at who was looking good in practice. Found a few things, but nothing concrete. It was all coach-speak, basically. “Everyone’s competing,” “We’re excited about the potential,” blah blah blah. Helpful, but not actually helpful.
Next, I went hunting for beat writers. These guys are usually plugged in a little better. Started skimming through articles from the local papers and some of the college football blogs. They usually have some inside scoop, maybe see something at practice that gives them a clue. I pieced together some stuff from a few different sources. Like, I saw one article mention a certain wide receiver getting a lot of reps with the first-team offense. Okay, that’s something!
After that, I jumped onto some Stanford fan forums. Yeah, I know, it’s a gamble. But sometimes you can find some real nuggets of information there. People who are close to the program, maybe know someone who knows someone. It’s all rumors and speculation, but every once in a while, a useful crumb falls out. Took everything with a massive grain of salt, obviously.
I started building a spreadsheet. Yep, old school. One tab for offense, one for defense, one for special teams. I started plugging in names based on what I had gathered. Quarterback looked pretty clear, but running back? Total mystery. There were like three guys who could realistically be the starter. Same with a couple of the linebacker spots.

Kept digging. Watched some old game film, just to see who was getting playing time last year. That helped a little bit, but things change so fast in college football. Guys improve, guys transfer, guys get injured. It’s a constant evolution.
Finally, I ended up with something that resembled a depth chart. Was it perfect? Absolutely not. Was it probably wrong in several places? Definitely. But it was the best I could do with the information I had.
I fully expect to be proven wrong by the time the first game rolls around. That’s just how it goes. But hey, at least I have a starting point. And maybe, just maybe, I’ll be able to impress my buddies with my “expert” knowledge of the Stanford Cardinal. We’ll see!