Alright, listen up, y’all. So, this here Baldur’s Gate 3 thingy, the menu’s gone poof! Vanished like a fart in the wind, I tell ya. Don’t you go frettin’ now, we gonna figure this out together, even if it takes all day.
First thing’s first, what in tarnation happened?
- Did you just go and update the game? Sometimes them updates, they mess things up worse than a squirrel in a henhouse. They go changin’ things around and then, boom, your menu’s gone missin’.
- Or maybe you just started the game up, all excited to play, and bam! No menu. Just a blank screen starin’ back at ya like a dumb cow.
- Could be somethin’ else entirely. Maybe them game files got scrambled, like eggs in a pan. Computers, they ain’t always reliable, ya know. They get confused easier than a rooster in a henhouse full of hens.
Now, let’s get down to fixin’ this mess. We ain’t got all day, ya know. Them chickens need feedin’ and the cows need milkin’.
First, we gonna try somethin’ simple. You know that Steam thingy? The one you use to play the game? Alright, open that up. Then, you gotta find this Baldur’s Gate 3 in the list of games. Click on it with the right button on that mouse thingy, and then you go to “Manage” and click on “Installed Files”. After that, you gonna see somethin’ that says “Verify integrity of game files”. Click on that. It’s gonna take a bit, so go grab yourself a glass of sweet tea. This here thing, it’s like checkin’ if all your chickens are still in the coop. If one’s missin’, it’ll go find it and put it back.
If that didn’t work, don’t you go gettin’ all riled up. We got other tricks up our sleeves. We’re gonna go messin’ around with them computer files. Now, this here part is a bit tricky, so pay attention. You gotta go find this folder called “LevelCache”. It’s hidden away like a sneaky snake in tall grass. You gotta go to your “C” drive, then “Users”, then your name, then “AppData”, then “Local”, then “Larian Studios”, then “Baldur’s Gate 3”, and finally, you’ll see “LevelCache”. Once you find it, open it up and delete everything inside. Don’t worry, it ain’t gonna break nothin’. It’s like cleanin’ out the chicken coop. Gets rid of all the nasty stuff that might be causin’ problems.
Still no luck? Well, don’t you go throwin’ that computer out the window just yet. We ain’t done tryin’.
Let’s try restarting the whole dang computer. Sometimes, that’s all it takes. Just turn it off, wait a minute, and then turn it back on. It’s like givin’ the computer a good ol’ shake to wake it up. And hey, while you’re at it, make sure that Steam thingy is updated too. Sometimes them updates, they fix things even when they break things in the first place.
Now, I heard tell some folks play this game on somethin’ called GeForce NOW. If that’s you, well, I ain’t too familiar with that fancy contraption. But I reckon it’s kinda like watchin’ a movie on your phone instead of the TV. If you’re usin’ that, and you’re havin’ this here menu problem, maybe go lookin’ for help on them internet forums. Lots of folks talkin’ about this Baldur’s Gate thing, maybe somebody else had the same problem and figured it out.
And if none of this here stuff works, well, then I don’t know what to tell ya. Maybe go ask one of them young folks who know all about computers. They’re always tappin’ away on them phones and such, they might know a thing or two. Or you can go complain on them game forums. Let them game makers know you’re havin’ trouble. Maybe they’ll fix it for ya, if enough folks holler about it. After all they always sayin’ “thank you for reading the guide. We provide the latest news and create guides for Baldur’s Gate 3. Also.” And they got a whole “community” of people talkin’ ‘bout this Baldur’s Gate game, so you ain’t alone in this.
Just remember, don’t you go gettin’ too frustrated. Games are supposed to be fun, not a headache. If this Baldur’s Gate thing is givin’ you too much trouble, go do somethin’ else for a while. Go for a walk, bake a pie, tend to your chickens. Sometimes, the best way to solve a problem is to just walk away from it for a bit. Then, when you come back, maybe you’ll see somethin’ you missed before. And if not, well, there’s always solitaire.
