Well now, listen up, y’all. Let’s talk about this here Final Fantasy 16 and them shiny trophies. You want all them trophies, do ya? It ain’t gonna be a walk in the park, let me tell ya. It’s gonna take you a good long while, like, 70 hours or more, maybe even 90! You gotta be patient, like waitin’ for the crops to grow.
First off, see, there’s a whole bunch of trophies, 69 of ’em to be exact, and they add up to 1080 points, whatever that means. Fancy numbers, I tell ya. But you want that Platinum one, the real shiny one, you gotta do everything, see? Every last little thing.
Now, they say you gotta beat the game more than once. Yep, at least twice. First time, just play the story, enjoy it, like watchin’ a good drama on the TV. Don’t worry too much about them trophies just yet. But the second time, that’s when you gotta get serious. And if you wanna get fancy, there’s this “Final Fantasy” difficulty, which is like, super hard, I reckon. That’s for your second go-around. And there’s that new DLC too. Gotta do that to get all them trophies. More work for us, I guess.
- Playthrough 1: Just finish the story. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
- Playthrough 2: Now you gotta work harder. “Final Fantasy” difficulty, remember? And all them side quests and stuff. Gotta catch ’em all, like them Pokey-mans the grandkids are always talkin’ about.
- DLC: Don’t forget about it! Gotta play through it and get them achievements too.
They got all sorts of trophies, you know? Some for beatin’ bosses, some for doin’ side quests, some for just collectin’ things. It’s like collectin’ stamps, but way more excitin’. And some are real tricky, like “You can pet the dog! (Trophy)” or somethin’ like that. Who woulda thought? You gotta explore everywhere, talk to everyone, do everything. It’s like cleanin’ the whole house, top to bottom.
And don’t go rushin’ into things, see? Some trophies, they say you gotta wait for your second playthrough. Like I said, gotta be patient. Good things come to those who wait, or so they say. It ain’t like bakin’ a cake, where you just throw everything together and hope for the best. You gotta plan things out, you know? Like plannin’ a big family dinner.
So, you want that Platinum trophy? You gotta be dedicated, like a farmer tendin’ to his fields. It’s gonna take time, effort, and a whole lotta button mashin’, I reckon. But in the end, you’ll have somethin’ to show for it, that shiny Platinum trophy. Somethin’ to brag about to your friends, or maybe just show off to your grandkids.
And remember, it’s just a game. Don’t get too worked up about it if you can’t get a trophy right away. Just take a deep breath, go outside for a bit, and then come back to it. Sometimes, a fresh pair of eyes is all you need. It’s like when you can’t find your glasses and they’re on your head the whole time!
So, there you have it. My guide to gettin’ all them trophies in Final Fantasy 16. It ain’t perfect, but it’s honest, just like me. Now go on, git playin’ and good luck to ya!
Now, let’s get down to some specific trophy categories. Remember, I’m just tellin’ ya like it is, no fancy words or nothin’.
Story Trophies: You’ll get these just by playin’ the game, see? Just like watchin’ a movie, except you’re the one doin’ the movin’ and shakin’.
Combat Trophies: These ones are all about fightin’, like beatin’ bosses or doin’ fancy moves. You gotta practice, like learnin’ how to make a good pie crust. It takes time and patience. Some of them are for using special abilities, so read the instructions!
Exploration Trophies: These ones are about seein’ the world. Like goin’ on a road trip, but in a game. You gotta go everywhere, talk to everyone, and find all the hidden things. It’s like huntin’ for Easter eggs, but all year ‘round.
Side Quest Trophies: Now, these ones are for helpin’ people out. You know, doin’ favors and stuff. It’s like being a good neighbor, but in a fantasy world. And there’s a lot of them, so be prepared.
Collection Trophies: These are for gatherin’ things, like them kids gatherin’ rocks or whatever they do these days. You gotta find all the items, all the weapons, all the everything. It’s like cleanin’ out the attic, you never know what you’ll find.
Miscellaneous Trophies: And then there’s all the other ones, the ones that don’t fit in anywhere else. Like that pet the dog one. Just keep your eyes peeled and you’ll find ‘em eventually. It’s like findin’ a dollar in your old coat pocket – a nice surprise!
So, that’s the long and short of it. It ain’t rocket science, just takes some time and effort. Now get to it and good luck gettin’ that Platinum, ya hear?
Tags: Final Fantasy 16, Trophy Guide, Roadmap, Platinum Trophy, FF16, Achievements, 100% Completion
