Alright, listen up, y’all. Gonna tell ya ’bout this shindig, this big ol’ party. Folks callin’ it somethin’ fancy, like a “white party.” Don’t ask me why, maybe they all just like wearin’ white clothes. Seems kinda silly if ya ask me, gets dirty somethin’ awful quick, ya know? But hey, these rich folks, they do what they want.
So, this party, it was a big deal. Lots of famous people, the kind ya see on that there TV thingy. Singers, rappers, even that fella who punches people for money, what’s his name? Ah, right, Jake Paul, that’s him. He was there, struttin’ around like a rooster. And that other fella, the one who sings, Drake, yeah, that’s him. He was there too, lookin’ all serious.
They was all dressed up in white, like I said. Shiny stuff, too. Diamonds and gold, hangin’ all over ’em. Musta cost a fortune. Makes ya wonder where they get all that money. Prob’ly ain’t from workin’ in the fields, that’s for sure.
They had all sorts of fancy food and drinks. Little bitty sandwiches, the kind you eat in one bite. And drinks with fruit in ’em, all colorful and pretty. Bet they tasted good, though I reckon I’d still rather have a good ol’ glass of sweet tea. Can’t beat that, y’know?
- They had music, loud music. Boom, boom, boom, all night long. Don’t know what kind of music it was, but it made the ground shake. Probably ain’t like the country music I listen to on the radio.
- And they was takin’ pictures, lots and lots of pictures. Everywhere ya looked, someone was holdin’ up a phone, clickin’ away. Guess they wanted to show off how fancy they are. Or maybe they just wanted to remember they was wearin’ all that white stuff before it got stained with barbeque sauce or somethin’ worse, heaven forbid.
- The whole thing was put together by some fella named Michael Rubin. Don’t know him from Adam, but he must be somebody important to throw a party like that. Must have cost him a pretty penny, too. Though, I doubt he’s worried about money, these rich folks never are.
Now, this party, it was on the Fourth of July. That’s a big day here in America, ya know? Independence Day. We celebrate with fireworks and cookouts. But these folks, they celebrate with fancy white clothes and little sandwiches. Different strokes for different folks, I guess.
I saw some pictures from the party, they was all over the internet. Folks postin’ ’em everywhere. Looked like they was havin’ a good time. Laughin’ and dancin’ and carryin’ on. Can’t blame ’em, I guess. If I had that much money, I’d prob’ly throw a party too. Maybe not a white party, though. Maybe a blue party. Or a red party. Or maybe just a good ol’ fashioned potluck, where everyone brings somethin’ to eat. Now that’s a party I can get behind.
This Jake Paul fella, he seemed to be everywhere at this party. Every picture I saw, there he was, grinnin’ like a possum eatin’ a sweet potato. He was wearin’ all white, of course, and a bunch of shiny necklaces. Looked like he was havin’ a real good time. He’s always up to somethin’ or other, that one. Boxin’ one minute, partyin’ the next. Kids these days, I tell ya.
And Drake, he was there too, but he was a bit more low-key. Not as much smilin’ and grinnin’. Just kinda standin’ around, lookin’ cool. He’s a big deal, that Drake fella. Folks love his music. I don’t listen to it myself, too much noise for my old ears. But I can appreciate a good singer when I hear one. And them kids today, they say he’s the best ever. Don’t know ‘bout that, but he sure seems popular.
So, that’s the story of this white party. Rich folks, fancy clothes, loud music, and lots of pictures. Not my cup of tea, but hey, it ain’t hurtin’ nobody. They can do what they want with their money. Me, I’ll stick to my sweet tea and country music. That’s good enough for me.
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