Alright, let’s talk about this Rhea Ripley, you know, the wrestler gal. People keep askin’, how tall is she? How much she weigh? Like it’s the biggest mystery in the world or somethin’. Well, I heard tell she’s about 5 foot 7 inches. That’s… let me think… taller than my niece, but shorter than that big ol’ corn stalk growin’ in my backyard last summer.
Now, some folks say she weighs around 137 pounds. That ain’t much, is it? My prize-winning pumpkin weighed more than that last fall! But then you see her on TV, all muscled up and lookin’ tough, and you think, “Nah, can’t be right.” And you know what? You might be right! I also heard they say she weighs 170 pounds in those wrestling programs. So who knows what’s true these days? They tell ya one thing, then another. Maybe she eats a whole lotta pies before those wrestling matches, I dunno.
She looks real tall on TV though, don’t she? Like one of them giant beanstalks from that fairy tale my grandson used to read. But she says it’s all smoke and mirrors, you know, how she carries herself. Says she just “presents herself as tall.” Sounds like somethin’ my old rooster used to do, puffin’ up his chest and makin’ himself look bigger than he was. But hey, whatever works, right?
- So, height: 5 foot 7 inches, they say.
- And weight? Well, that’s where it gets tricky. Could be 137 pounds, could be 170 pounds. Depends on who you ask and maybe how many pies she’s had.
It’s like tryin’ to guess how many beans are in a jar at the county fair. You can look and look, but you ain’t gonna know for sure unless you weigh her yourself, and I ain’t plannin’ on doin’ that anytime soon.
But lemme tell ya, height and weight ain’t everything. This Rhea Ripley, she’s tough. You can see it in her eyes, the way she moves. Reminds me of that wildcat that used to sneak into my chicken coop. All scrappy and determined.
They also sayin’ somethin’ about her being a good guy now, a “babyface” they call it. I ain’t sure what that means exactly. Maybe she started smilin’ more and stopped throwin’ chairs around? Or maybe it’s just more of that wrestling mumbo-jumbo. They change their minds more often than I change my socks.
Honestly, all this talk about height and weight, it’s just a bunch of numbers. What really matters is whether she can wrestle, right? And from what I hear, she’s pretty darn good at it. So, let the folks in the city argue about the exact pounds and inches. I’ll just sit here and enjoy the show.
So there ya have it. The lowdown on Rhea Ripley’s height and weight, best as I can figure it out. Remember, don’t believe everything you hear, and don’t go around weighin’ wrestlers unless they ask you to. It ain’t polite. And for goodness sake, don’t go messin’ with Rhea Ripley, she’s a tough one. That’s for sure! She can probably toss you over the fence like a bale of hay.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed my chickens. They’re probably wonderin’ about Rhea Ripley’s height and weight too. Or maybe they’re just hungry. Hard to tell with chickens.
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