Alright, so you wanna know about this Cris Cyborg, huh? Let me tell ya, that woman is somethin’ else. Tough as nails, I tell ya. Like, tougher than that old rooster we had back on the farm, and that rooster fought everything that moved!
They call her Cris Cyborg, but her real name is somethin’ fancy, Cristiane Justino somethin’ or other. Can’t hardly pronounce it, so let’s just stick with Cris Cyborg, easy enough, right? She’s a fighter, a real scrapper. Not the kind that gets in bar fights, though. She does that mixed martial arts stuff, the MMA they call it. You know, the cage fightin’ on TV. Punches, kicks, the whole shebang.
This gal, she’s a champion, a real winner. Folks say she’s one of the best female fighters ever. And lemme tell ya, I believe ‘em. Seen her on TV once, and she was whoopin’ the other girl somethin’ fierce. Didn’t even break a sweat, it seemed like.
She used to fight in this UFC thing, the Ultimate Fightin’ Championship or somethin’. Won a bunch of belts there, they say. Now she’s fightin’ in somethin’ called Bellator. Sounds like a vacuum cleaner, doesn’t it? But hey, if they payin’ her good money, who am I to judge?
Now, about them pictures… You young folks and your pictures, always lookin’ for somethin’ to gawk at. Heard tell there’s all sorts of photos of her online. Some from her fights, of course, showin’ her muscles and all. She’s built like a brick house, that one. Strong as an ox. Then there’s those other pictures… you know, the ones they call… “nude pics.”
Now, I ain’t seen none of them myself, and I don’t reckon I want to. A woman’s body is her own business, I say. But I hear folks are always lookin’ for ‘em. Searchin’ all over the internet. Seems kinda silly to me, but hey, folks will be folks, right?
- She’s real famous, this Cris Cyborg. Lots of folks follow her on that Instagram thingy. Postin’ pictures of herself and her trainin’ and whatnot. She’s got millions of followers, they say. Imagine that, millions of people lookin’ at your pictures!
- She’s been fightin’ for a long time. Started young, I hear. And she’s still goin’ strong. They say she’s a “grand slam champion,” whatever that means. Sounds fancy, though. Probably means she’s won a whole heap of fights.
- She’s from somewhere down south, California, I think. Warm place, they say. Not like here, where it gets cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey in the winter.
But listen here, you wanna know about Cris Cyborg? Don’t go lookin’ at just pictures. Watch her fight. See how tough she is, how dedicated. That’s the real story, not some silly photos. She’s worked hard to get where she is. And that, I respect.
She was born in like, 1985, so she ain’t no spring chicken anymore, but still fightin’ like a wildcat. They say she’s fought like 30 times and only lost a couple. That’s pretty darn good, if you ask me. Way better than that ol’ tomcat we had, always gettin’ his tail whipped by the neighbor’s cat.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about Cris Cyborg. A tough woman, a fighter, a champion. And that’s the truth, as far as I know it.
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