Okay, so I’ve been messing around with this “Craig Jones” thing, and let me tell you, it’s been a bit of a ride. I’m not gonna lie, I went into this pretty blind. I saw the name, thought it sounded cool, and figured, “Why not? Let’s see what happens.”
Getting Started (aka Stumbling Around in the Dark)
First thing I did was, you know, just try and figure out what it even was. Was it some kind of software? A technique? A secret code only cool programmers knew? Nope. Turns out, it’s all about a member of Slipknot. I felt a little silly, but hey, gotta start somewhere, right?
I started digging, simple Google searches, you know the drill. I found it refered to the sampler and keyboard player for the band Slipknot. He’s number 5. The silent one.
Diving Deeper (aka The Rabbit Hole)
Once I got past the initial “what the heck?” phase, things started to make more sense. Or, at least, I found more interesting stuff to look at. I started to explore his work. I watched a bunch of videos, and realized there was a lot going on. It wasn’t just random noises – He has a method to the madness.
Trying it Myself (aka Making a Lot of Noise)
Now, this is where things got interesting (and probably annoying for my neighbors). I got the concept, but I wanted to do it. So I spent an afternoon trying to figure out how to make my own samples, inspired by Craig.
It was rough. Really rough. Let’s just say I’m not going to be joining Slipknot anytime soon. But, I did start to understand the appeal. It’s kind of addictive, trying to find the perfect sounds and layering them together.

The End Result (aka It’s a Start!)
So, did I become a master sampler and keyboardist in a day? Absolutely not. But did I learn something new? Definitely. I poked around, I experimented, I made some (probably terrible) sounds, and I had fun doing it. And honestly, that’s what it’s all about, right?
I’m not saying I’m going to quit my day job and become a professional sampler. But this little “Craig Jones” experiment definitely opened my eyes to a whole new world of sound. And who knows, maybe I’ll keep messing around with it. You never know what you might discover.