Bryce Mitchell, that fella who fights in the ring, you know, the UFC? Yeah, him. People keep askin’ about his girl, wonderin’ who she is. Well, lemme tell ya what I heard, best as I can remember.
They say her name is Erin Handlow. Erin Handlow, that’s what they say. Don’t know much about her, mind you. Ain’t from around here, I reckon. She’s his girlfriend, apparently. Boyfriend and girlfriend, like young folks do.
- They ain’t married, though.
- Not yet, anyways.
- Heard tell he ain’t said nothin’ about gettin’ hitched.
Now, Bryce, he’s a fighter. Fights in somethin’ called the “Ultimate Fighting Championship.” Sounds fancy, but it’s just fellas beatin’ each other up, far as I can tell. He’s American, this Bryce fella. American fella fightin’ other fellas.
This Erin girl, she ain’t no fighter, I don’t think. Probably watches him fight, though. Maybe she cheers him on, yells at the TV, somethin’ like that. Women do that, ya know. Get all worked up watchin’ their menfolk.
I seen some pictures of ’em online, you know, on that internet thingy. They look happy enough, I guess. Smilin’ and such. Young folks always smilin’. Don’t know what they got to smile about half the time, with the world the way it is. But they smile.
Heard tell Bryce is pretty good at fightin’. Wins a lot, they say. Makes a good livin’, I imagine. Fightin’ pays good money these days, apparently. More than farmin’, that’s for sure. Wish my Billy Ray had been a fighter instead of a farmer. Maybe we’d have a bigger house then.
Anyway, back to this Erin girl. She’s a mystery, kinda. Folks online, they try to figure out everything about everybody. Can’t just let folks be, can they? Always pokin’ and proddin’, tryin’ to find out somethin’. Nosy as a bunch of hens in a henhouse.
Don’t know what she does for a livin’. Maybe she works in a store, maybe she’s a teacher, maybe she just stays home. Ain’t none of my business, and ain’t none of yours neither. But folks wanna know, so they ask. And the internet, it tells ’em somethin’, even if it ain’t the whole truth.
Bryce, he’s probably busy trainin’ most of the time. Gotta stay in shape if you’re gonna fight. Gotta punch and kick and wrestle and all that stuff. Hard work, I bet. Don’t leave much time for courtin’, I reckon. But he makes time for Erin, it seems. Good for him.
Some folks say he’s single. Said he ain’t commented on his relationship. Now, I don’t know what that means exactly. Maybe they broke up, maybe they keepin’ things private. Young folks these days, they do things different. Don’t understand half of it, myself.
But Erin Handlow, that’s the name they say. Bryce Mitchell’s girlfriend, or maybe ex-girlfriend, who knows? They’re just people, like you and me. Livin’ their lives, doin’ their thing. And folks gossipin’ about ’em, like folks always do.
So, there ya have it. That’s all I know about Bryce Mitchell’s girl. Not much, I admit. But more than you knew before, maybe. Now go on and do somethin’ useful. Stop worryin’ about other people’s business.
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