Alright, let me tell ya ’bout these zzz characters, or whatever they call ’em. Folks keep jabberin’ about ’em, so I figured I’d put in my two cents, even if I don’t know heads or tails about these fancy games.
Now, they say some characters are better than others. Like, they got this “S-rank” thing. Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me, but they say it matters. You get one for free after pullin’ 300 times. Pullin’ what? Don’t ask me. Sounds like a waste of good money if you ask me, but these young’uns, they love it.
They got this Soldier 11 fella and that cat-thing, Nekomata. Folks say they’re strong, but maybe not as good as the ones comin’ later. It’s always like that, ain’t it? You buy somethin’ new, and then next week, somethin’ better comes along.
- Soldier 11: Strong attacker, they say. Sounds like a good ol’ brawler to me.
- Nekomata: Another attacker, but with claws, I guess. Cats always were sneaky.
But then there’s this Lycaon character. They say he’s the best for makin’ a good team. Team for what? Beatin’ up bad guys in the game, I reckon. And a girl named Rina, she’s good too. So if you ain’t got much money to spend, they say stick with those two.
Now, if you ain’t got no money at all, just playin’ for free, this here “tier list” thing is supposed to help ya pick the best characters. Keeps your account good for the future, they say. Whatever that means. This list is for all the characters when you’re at somethin’ called “Cinema 0.” Sounds like a movie theater to me, but I bet it ain’t. These games are always makin’ up new words.
So, they got this big list, rankin’ all the characters by how good they are. Abilities and strengths, they call it. Sounds like a bunch of bull to me. Back in my day, strength was how much hay you could bale. But these young’uns, they got their own ways.
This whole thing is about Zenless Zone Zero, or ZZZ for short. Sounds like a place you don’t wanna go, if you ask me. But these kids, they love it. Spendin’ all their time and money on these make-believe characters. I tell ya, the world’s gone crazy.
They talk about “future proofin’” your account. Like you’re gonna keep playin’ this game forever! What about gettin’ a real job and doin’ some real work? That’s what I say. But nobody listens to an old woman these days.
Anyway, if you’re gonna play this ZZZ game, I guess listen to these folks. They seem to know what they’re talkin’ about. Pick a good character, build a strong team, and have at it. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when you run outta money.
Choosing the Right Character
So, if you’re new to this whole ZZZ thing, focus on Lycaon and Rina, they said they are the best for beginners. They seem strong and useful for your team. Don’t waste your time on characters that ain’t gonna do ya no good. And don’t be wastin’ money, money don’t grow on trees you know.
And remember, this is all just a game. Don’t get too caught up in it. There’s more to life than starin’ at a screen all day. Go outside, get some fresh air, talk to some real people. That’s what I say.
Final Thoughts
Well, that’s all I got to say about these ZZZ characters. I hope it helped ya, even though I don’t understand half of it myself. Just remember to have fun, don’t spend too much money, and don’t forget about the real world out there. And for goodness sake, eat your vegetables!
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some dinner. All this talk about games has made me hungry for some good ol’ fashioned stew.
Tags: [Zenless Zone Zero, ZZZ, Character Tier List, Soldier 11, Nekomata, Lycaon, Rina, Free to Play, F2P, Best Characters, Agents, Cinema 0, Abilities, Strengths]
