Well, well, well, look what we got here. 2023, huh? And mid lane, you say? That’s that place in the middle of that game all the young’uns are playing, right? League of Legends? Lordy, that game. My grandkids, they play it all day long. Always yellin’ and screamin’ at the computer. Makes my head spin. But they seem to know what they’re doin’.
So, this mid lane thing. In 2023, it’s like the main street in our little town. Everyone passes through there. Gotta be strong to hold your own in the mid lane. Like old Bessie’s bull, you gotta be tough! And quick! Those young folks, they got fast fingers, I tell ya.
I heard them talkin’ about “Annie” and “Lux” and “Ahri” or somethin’ like that. They’re, like, the big shots in the mid lane, I guess. Like the mayor and the sheriff rolled into one. They’re good for the new folks playin’ this game, you know? Easy to use, they say. Like plantin’ taters. Anyone can do it, but to get the best taters, you need some know-how.
Annie, she’s like that little girl down the street who throws rocks at the crows. Small but mighty, that one. And Lux, she reminds me of that fancy light show they had at the county fair last year. All bright and flashy. And Ahri, she is some kind of fox lady I think. Can’t keep up with these things.
- Annie – easy to use, they say. Good for start.
- Lux – flashy, that one. Like firework.
- Ahri – don’t know much about her, but seem popular.
But you see, to really get good at this game, like winning a pie contest at the church social, you gotta do more than just sit in the middle. You gotta move around! Like going to the market, then visiting your neighbor, then checkin’ on your chickens. All over the place! That’s how you get things done.
They say the best way to win, to “climb” they call it, is to be like a busybody. Jungle, support, and mid lane, those are the best, I hear. That jungle is like the woods behind my house. Full of surprises. Support, well, that’s like helping your neighbor mend a fence. And mid lane, like I said, that’s the main street. Gotta control that, and you control a lot.
Now, some folks, they just ain’t cut out for the mid lane. They’re like those scrawny chickens that don’t lay no eggs. No good. These, these… “champions,” that’s what they call ’em, they’re no good in 2023, I hear. Maybe they were good once, like old man Hemlock’s tractor, but times change. They’re weak, they say. “Weak scaling.” Whatever that means. Probably means they’re about as useful as a screen door on a submarine.
My grandkids, they’re always talkin’ about “meta.” Sounds like some kinda sickness to me. But it’s just what’s popular now, I guess. Like how everyone started wearin’ those funny-lookin’ shoes a few years back. The meta changes, they say. So you gotta keep up, or you’ll be left behind, like old Mrs. Gable’s prize-winning zucchini at the fair last year. Forgotten before it even got judged.
This whole 2023 mid lane thing, it’s a lot to take in. But I reckon it all comes down to this: be strong, be quick, and help your folks. Just like in real life. If you can do that, you’ll do just fine, whether you’re in that mid lane, or tendin’ your garden, or just tryin’ to get through the day. And don’t forget to be a little bit of a busybody! It helps, I promise.
It ain’t like the old days, that’s for sure. Used to be, you just had to worry about plantin’ your crops and keepin’ the foxes out of the henhouse. Now, these kids, they got all these fancy “champions” and “metas” and whatnot. But some things never change. Hard work and a good heart, those will always be important. Even in 2023, even in the mid lane of that crazy game.
This game, honestly, it is somethin’. So many people play. So many care about that mid lane. Hope they all do well. Try hard. Be strong like bull! Like I always say, if you gonna do something, do it right. Even if it’s just playin’ a game. Especially if you are gonna be in that mid lane. Mid lane in 2023, it is important, they say.
