Well, today, I gotta tell you all about them raw results. It’s a real mess, I tell ya. A whole lotta hootin’ and hollerin’. Lots of folks watchin’.
That Rhea Ripley and Raquel Rodriguez, they’re somethin’ else. Always at each other’s throats, like two hens fightin’ over a worm. This time, they were at it again, main event and all. WWE Raw results, they call it. Big deal.
And that Bron Breakker, he beat that Kaiser fella. Kept his Intercontinental Championship, whatever that is. Sounds important, though. He won, that’s the main thing, keeps that shiny belt around his waist.
- Zoey Stark, she won too. Beat Raquel and Kayden.
- These girls, they’re tough as nails, I tell ya.
- Wrestlin’ and fightin’, all over the place.
Then there was Jey Uso. He pinned Xavier Woods. Don’t know what that means exactly, but he won, I guess. Pinfall, they say. Sounds painful if ya ask me.
And let me tell ya about The Bloodline. They came in there like they owned the place. The Usos, Solo Sikoa, and Sami Zayn. Took over the whole ringside. Like a bunch of crows takin’ over a cornfield. They call that invadin’ raw results today. Lordy.
Sheamus, Damian Priest, Seth Rollins… all them big fellas. They’re always fightin’. Every time I see ’em, they’re beatin’ on someone. This time, Seth Rollins and Bronson Reed were goin’ at it. Seems like they always are. WWE Raw, always somethin’ goin’ on. Never a dull moment with this bunch, that’s for sure. I guess that’s what people like to see.
That Damian Priest, he won some big match, too. A fatal four-way match, whatever that means. Sounded like a real mess, all them folks fightin’ at once. But he won. Now he gets to fight Gunther. For some championship. World Championship, they call it. Sounds fancy. Hope he wins. He is good. He fought hard for this. Good for him, I say.
They got all these ways to watch it, too. FuboTV, DirecTV, SlingTV. Sounds like a bunch of nonsense to me. Back in my day, we didn’t have all this fancy stuff. We just listened to the radio. SlingTV is half off, they say. Maybe I should try it. I don’t know, maybe not. Sounds like a waste of money.
They were in Wichita, Kansas, I heard. Intrust Bank Arena. Sounds like a big place. Lots of folks there, I bet. All yellin’ and screamin’. I can just imagine it. Probably smelled like popcorn and sweat. I’ve never been to one of these things. I don’t know if I ever will. Seems too loud.
Raw results, they’re always somethin’. Lots of people gettin’ hurt, I reckon. But they keep comin’ back for more. Must be somethin’ to it, I guess. Not my cup of tea, but to each their own. People seem to love it, they want it. They are hungry for it. Maybe it is good for them.
It’s all a big show, ain’t it? Like them county fairs we used to go to. Lots of noise, lots of people, and always somethin’ goin’ on. Just a different kind of show, I reckon. Instead of prize-winnin’ pigs, they got prize-winnin’ wrestlers. Same difference, I suppose. Just a lot more fightin’ in this one. And more people watch this one, I guess.
Well, that’s all I got to say about them today raw results. It is a lot to take in. A whole lot of nothin’, if you ask me. But folks seem to like it. So, there you go. If you like it, good for you, go watch it. If you don’t like it, don’t watch. It is very simple. To each their own, like I said before.
- Wrestlin’.
- Fightin’.
- Championships.
- Lots of noise.
- That’s what WWE raw results are all about.
It is a crazy world, I tell ya, crazy world. I don’t understand young people these days. I guess I am getting too old for this. But as long as they are happy, that’s all that matters. Now, where’s my knitting needles? I got a blanket to finish. That’s somethin’ I understand. Keeps you warm, and it’s quiet. Just how I like it.
