Well, you see, it’s that time again, ain’t it? Week 15, they call it. Gotta figure out who to start and who to sit in that fantasy football thing. It’s like pickin’ the best chickens for the market, gotta choose wisely or you ain’t gettin’ a good price. This week is big, they say. Playoffs or something. Sounds important.
So, you gotta start them good ones, the ones that are gonna get you a whole heap of points. Like that fella, what’s his name? The one who runs real fast. Yeah, him. He’s a good start, I reckon. And that other one, the big strong one, throws the ball like a cannon. He’s a good start, too. You want them players what’s gonna do good, you know? Get you them points.
Then there’s the ones you gotta sit. Like that one fella, he’s been kinda off lately. Not doin’ so hot. Better sit him down this week. And that other one, he’s playin’ against a tough team, might not do so well. Best to sit him, too. Gotta be smart about it. Don’t want no duds in your lineup.
- Start them runnin’ backs, they get lots of points.
- Sit them ones what ain’t been playin’ good.
- Check who they playin’ against, that matters.
- If they hurt, sit ’em. Ain’t no use playin’ hurt.
This whole thing, it’s like tendin’ a garden. You gotta plant the good seeds, that’s your start players. Water ’em, make sure they get sunlight, that’s like checkin’ their matchups and all that. Then you gotta pull the weeds, that’s your sit players. The ones that ain’t gonna help you grow nothin’. You gotta keep an eye on it all, make sure everything’s growin’ right. Otherwise, you ain’t gonna have a good harvest, and you ain’t gonna win your fantasy league.
Now, they got these fancy rankings and all, some kind of predictions. They say it helps you figure out who to start and who to sit. Maybe it does, maybe it don’t. Back in my day, we just used our gut feeling. But I guess these young folks like their numbers and all that. It’s like countin’ your eggs before they hatch, I always say. But if it helps ’em, then so be it. Just make sure those rankings are in your favor.
And they talk about this schedule thing, strength of schedule. Sounds complicated. But I guess it just means who your players are playin’ against. If they’re playin’ against a bunch of weaklings, then they’ll probably do good. That’s a good time to start ’em. But if they’re playin’ against some real tough fellas, then maybe you should sit ’em. It’s like sendin’ your prize pig to the county fair. You gotta know who else is gonna be there before you decide if it’s worth enterin’.
They got this thing, start/sit optimizer, whatever that is. Sounds like somethin’ from one of them space movies. But they say it helps you make the right decisions. I guess it’s like havin’ a helper in the field, someone to tell you which crops to pick and which ones to leave. If you got one of them things, might as well use it. Every little bit helps, I always say.
This week 15, it’s a big one. They say it’s either the playoffs or the last week of the regular season. Sounds like the end of plantin’ season. Gotta make sure you got everything in order before the frost comes. So, you gotta make sure you start the right players and sit the wrong ones. It’s like pickin’ the best apples from the tree. You want the ripe ones, the ones that are gonna taste good. You don’t want the green ones, the ones that are gonna give you a bellyache.
Some say sit A.J. Brown, he is not good recently. There are some problems in that team. Not a good time to start him. You don’t want to pick someone with problems. Better go with those who have a good relationship with others, I think. That is more safe.
One more thing, they say to protect yourself in week 15 with start ’em. I guess that means to make sure you have good players in your lineup. It is like wearing a good pair of boots when it is muddy outside. It will help you keep good.
They say they have a cheat sheet. I don’t know what that is. But if it can help you choose players, then use it. Like my old recipe book, it helps me cook good food, maybe that thing can help you win your game.
Anyway, that’s all I know about this start sit thing in week 15. Just remember to choose wisely, like you’re pickin’ the best seeds for your garden. And good luck, or whatever you young folks say. Hope you win your little game. This week 15 thing sounds important, so pay attention and make them good choices. You gotta start the right ones and sit the others. It ain’t rocket science, just good old common sense. Use your head, and you’ll do just fine. And don’t forget to have a little fun, too. It’s just a game, after all.
