Alright, let’s talk about this here “Black Myth: Wukong” game and what you get for pre-ordering it. I heard some young’uns talking about it down at the market, sounds like a big deal. They were all excited about some kinda “bonus” you get if you pay for the game early. So, let me tell ya what I gathered, in my own words, mind you.
First off, this “pre-order” thing, it just means you’re paying for the game before it comes out. Like buying eggs before the hen lays ’em, I guess. Now, if you do that for this “Black Myth” game, they give you somethin’ extra. They call it a “Trailblazer’s Scarlet Gourd.” Sounds fancy, huh? I bet it ain’t nothin’ more than a fancy lookin’ bottle in the game. But hey, these young folks like that kinda stuff.
What’s this “Trailblazer’s Scarlet Gourd”?
- It’s a thing you get in the game if you pre-order.
- Nobody really knows what it does yet, but it’s probably somethin’ special.
- It’s red, like them tomatoes I grow in the summer.
Now, they got different versions of the game you can buy. Like, you can get the regular game, or you can get a “Deluxe Edition.” That one’s supposed to have more stuff in it, and costs more too, I bet. They also got somethin’ called a “Collector’s Edition”, sounds even fancier than the deluxe one. Must be for them rich city folks.
If you buy the deluxe or collector’s edition, you get even more bonuses. They don’t just give you the gourd; they give you other things too. What them other things are? I don’t rightly know. Probably more shiny things to make the young’uns happy. It’s all a bit much for me, if you ask me. Back in my day, a game was a game, nothin’ more.
How do you pre-order this game?
Well, seems you can do it on them “platforms” they got now. Like, on your computer or your play-thingy machine. They got these stores where you buy games online, and that’s where you go to pre-order. I wouldn’t know how to do it myself, mind you. Too much clicking and whatnot. I’d rather just buy a good ol’ ball of yarn.
Different Editions You Can Get
They got two main ways to buy this Wukong game.
- Regular Edition: Just the game and that scarlet gourd thing if you pre-order.
- Deluxe Edition: This one comes with extra stuff, like maybe special clothes for your monkey man or somethin’. They don’t give a lot of details in these places.
- Collector’s Edition: This one cost the most. I bet is comes in a big shiny box and some cheap little statue you’ll put in the closet and forget.
Now, they say you gotta “redeem” your bonuses. Sounds complicated. But from what I gather, it just means you gotta do somethin’ in the game to get your special items. Like, maybe you gotta talk to somebody or find a special chest. It ain’t just gonna show up in your pocket, that’s for sure.
Redeeming Your Bonuses
So, you paid your money, you got the game early. Now what? Well, the game should tell ya how to get your stuff. Look for somethin’ that says “bonus” or “rewards” or somethin’ like that. If you can’t figure it out, ask one of them young’uns. They know all about this stuff.
This whole “pre-order bonus” thing, it’s just a way to get folks to buy the game early. They make it sound like you’re getting a great deal, but it’s probably just a bunch of trinkets you don’t really need. But hey, if it makes you happy, go for it. Just don’t come cryin’ to me if that scarlet gourd don’t do nothin’ special. I told you it was just a fancy bottle.
Is Pre-Ordering Worth It?
That’s up to you, I reckon. If you really want that scarlet gourd or whatever comes with them fancy editions, then go ahead and pre-order. But if you’re like me, and you don’t care about all that extra stuff, just wait till the game comes out and buy it then. It ain’t gonna disappear, you know. And if you can wait maybe the price will be cheaper. That is the smart way to do it. It’s just a game, after all. Ain’t gonna change your life none. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go tend to my chickens.
Price of Black Myth: Wukong
I heard they gonna be selling this game for a fair bit of money. The young’uns were complaining about the price. Said something about it being fifty or sixty dollars for the regular game. I don’t know what that means in real money. Back in my day you could buy a whole chicken for a dollar. The fancy editions cost even more than that they were saying. Too much money if you ask me. But they spend all day on them machines so I guess they think it’s worth it. To each their own I say.
