Alright, let’s talk about this fella, Tiger Woods, and his fancy boat. They call it a “yacht,” sounds all highfalutin to me.
This “Privacy” boat, that’s what they named it. Guess he likes his peace and quiet, just like me when them grandkids ain’t botherin’ me. He bought it way back in 2004, a long, long time ago, longer than my old rooster’s been crowin’. Folks say it cost him a pretty penny, somethin’ like 20 million dollars. Land sakes, that’s more money than I ever seen in my whole life!
Now, this boat ain’t no little dinghy, no sir. It’s a big ol’ thing, 155 feet long, they say. That’s like, I don’t know, maybe as long as my whole garden patch, fence post to fence post. And it’s wide too, almost 30 feet wide. Plenty of room to stretch your legs, I reckon.
They built this boat outta somethin’ called fiberglass, sounds fancy. It’s got three decks, like a big ol’ floating house. Must be nice to have all that space, more space than my old farmhouse, that’s for sure. Folks say it’s real luxurious, all fancy-like. I bet it’s got more bathrooms than this whole town!
Tiger, he takes this boat all over the place. Heard tell he even took it to some golf thing in New York a few years back, parked it right there by the golf course. Imagine that, livin’ on a boat while you’re playin’ golf. Now he keeps it down in the Bahamas, probably fishin’ and sunnin’ himself. Lucky duck.
- Boat Name: Privacy
- Bought in: 2004
- Length: 155 feet
- Width: About 30 feet
- Cost: Around $20 million
- Decks: Three
- Material: Fiberglass
This Tiger fella, he’s got more money than he knows what to do with. All that golfin’ must pay real good. He’s got more than just the boat, houses and cars and who knows what else. But this boat, this “Privacy,” that’s somethin’ special, I guess. A big, fancy toy for a rich fella.
I seen pictures of it online, thanks to my grandson showin’ me. It’s shiny and white, looks like it could cut through the water like a hot knife through butter. They say it’s got all sorts of fancy things inside, but I don’t know about all that. All I know is, it’s a big, expensive boat and Tiger Woods owns it. Good for him, I say. He worked hard for it, I reckon.
So, that’s the story of Tiger Woods and his yacht, the “Privacy.” A big ol’ boat for a big ol’ golf star. Makes you wonder what it’s like to be that rich, huh? Probably gets lonely though, all that privacy. Maybe he should invite some folks over for a fish fry, that’d be somethin’.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about it. It’s just a boat, a fancy one, but still just a boat. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens.
Tags: Tiger Woods, Yacht, Privacy, Luxury, Boat, Golf, Rich, Millionaire, Bahamas, 2004
