Well now, let me tell ya somethin’ about this Leta Ramirez, whoever she is. Sounds like one of them fancy names you hear on the TV. Don’t know nothin’ about her, but I can surely spin a yarn or two, you know, like them fellers do on the internet.
First off, gotta figure out what this here name is all about. Is she sellin’ somethin’? Is she lookin’ for a job? Maybe she’s one of them fancy football players, runnin’ around like a chicken with its head cut off. Heard tell of them makin’ a whole heap of money, millions and millions, just for throwin’ a ball around. Imagine that!
Anyways, if this Leta Ramirez wants a job, she’s gotta have one of them… what do you call ’ems… ree-zoo-mays. Yeah, that’s it. A ree-zoo-may. It’s like a paper tellin’ folks what you done did in your life. Like, if you worked in the fields, you gotta say how many rows you hoed and how many tomatoes you picked. And if you worked in the kitchen, you gotta say how many biscuits you baked and how many chickens you fried. It’s all about showin’ you ain’t lazy, see?
- First thing’s first, you gotta put your name on top, big and bold. LETA RAMIREZ, so everyone knows who you are.
- Then, you gotta tell them what kinda work you done did. They call it ‘experience’ I think. Like I said, if you hoed cotton, you write that down. If you milked cows, you write that down.
- And don’t forget them skills! You good at fixin’ things? You know how to drive a tractor? You can sew up a torn shirt faster than a blinkin’ eye? Put it all down, honey. Every little bit helps.
Now, some folks say you gotta have one of them fancy online ree-zoo-mays. They got these things called ‘templates’ and ‘skills’ and ‘phrases’ you can just click on. Sounds complicated to me. I reckon just writin’ it down plain and simple is the best way. But them youngsters, they like things all flashy and whatnot.
If this Leta Ramirez is tryin’ to make some money on the internet, well, that’s a whole ‘nother story. My grandson, he’s always fiddlin’ with that computer, talkin’ ‘bout websites and makin’ money. Says you can sell things, or put up ads, or somethin’ like that. He even talks about connectin’ IDs and passwords, sounds like a bunch of gibberish to me. But if it makes money, I guess it’s worth somethin’.
My grandson told me once that if you got a website, you got to make it easy for people to find. That’s where them “search engine optimization” things come in. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? Basically, you gotta use the right words so that when folks search for stuff on the internet, your website pops up. So, if Leta Ramirez is sellin’ homemade pies, she gotta use words like “homemade pies,” “best pies in town,” and “apple pie recipe,” you know? That way, when someone’s hankerin’ for a pie, they can find her website easy peasy.
Now, if this Leta Ramirez is dealin’ with wires and electricity, well, that’s a dangerous game. My old man always told me, “Don’t mess with wires unless you know what you’re doin’.” He was a smart fella, my old man. He said if you gotta put too many wires in a box, it’s gonna get all crammed up and messy. And if them wires ain’t connected right, well, you could have a fire or somethin’. So, if Leta Ramirez is workin’ with wires, she better know her stuff. And she better keep them wires neat and tidy, just like my mama kept her sewing box.
And if this here Leta Ramirez is doin’ somethin’ with them fancy computers and patterns, like my grandson talks about, well, that’s even more confusing. He talks about “algorithms” and “graphs” and “mining data.” Sounds like he’s diggin’ for gold in the computer! But I guess that’s how they do things these days. Everything’s so complicated.
So, there you have it. Don’t know much about this Leta Ramirez, but I reckon she’s gotta be doin’ somethin’. Whether it’s workin’ in the fields, bakin’ pies, fixin’ wires, or diggin’ for gold in the computer, she gotta put her best foot forward. And if she needs a ree-zoo-may, well, she better make it a good one. And if she needs to make money on the internet, well, she better learn all them fancy tricks. That’s all I got to say about it.
Tags: [resume, job search, online business, electrical work, data mining, making money online, skills, experience, website, SEO]
