Well, let me tell you ’bout this Shadow Over Ban Pa 2 thing, whatever it is. Sounds spooky, like somethin’ my old man used to talk about durin’ them long winter nights.
First off, this “Mounds of Madness 2 quest for Artisan” thing. Sounds like a whole lotta work if you ask me. Scoutin’ and mappin’ Ban Pa? Reminds me of tryin’ to find that lost cow Bessie back in ’68. Took me and the boys near a whole day, trompin’ through them woods. This Ban Pa place, sounds like it’s got more hidin’ spots than a squirrel’s nest.
And get this, you gotta find entry points? Northern entry at “coordinates 205, 138” and Southern at “204, 136”. What in tarnation are coordinates? Sounds like somethin’ them city folks use. Back in my day, you found somethin’ by lookin’ for landmarks. Big ol’ oak tree, crooked fence post, that kinda thing.
Uncoverin’ the secret, huh? Secrets are like weeds, always poppin’ up where you least expect ’em. And this INDIA 1 LZ thing, sounds like a landin’ spot for them fancy flyin’ machines. I seen one of them things once, scared the chickens so bad they didn’t lay eggs for a week.
So, let’s say you wanna get into this Ban Pa place. You gotta go sneakin’ around, lookin’ for these entry points. North and South, like you’re headin’ to different ends of the farm. It’s like tryin’ to find the best spot to plant potatoes, gotta look for the good soil, ya know?
- Northern Entry: 205, 138. Remember that, if you can. Sounds like a bunch of numbers to me.
- Southern Entry: 204, 136. Right next door, almost. Maybe they got a fence between ’em.
Now, they talk about an “interactive map”. That sounds kinda handy, I reckon. Like one of them maps they got at the county fair, showin’ you where all the pig races and pie-eatin’ contests are. But instead of pigs and pies, you got secret entrances and who-knows-what-else.
This whole thing, it’s like a puzzle. You gotta find the pieces, put ’em together, and then figure out what the picture is. And I bet there’s gonna be some dangers along the way. Maybe some wild animals, or maybe some grumpy old folks who don’t like trespassers. You gotta be careful, keep your eyes peeled, and don’t go wanderin’ off into the woods without tellin’ somebody where you’re goin’.
Shadow Over Ban Pa 2, sounds like trouble to me. But some folks, they like trouble. They like the thrill of the hunt, the excitement of discoverin’ somethin’ new. Me? I prefer a quiet evenin’ on the porch, sippin’ lemonade and watchin’ the fireflies. But hey, to each their own, I always say.
So, if you’re gonna go traipsin’ around Ban Pa, lookin’ for these entry points and uncoverin’ secrets, you be careful. And don’t forget to bring a snack. Nothin’ worse than bein’ hungry and lost at the same time.
And if you do find somethin’ interestin’, you come back and tell me all about it. I might be an old woman, but I still like a good story.
Anyways, that’s all I got to say about this Shadow Over Ban Pa 2 thing. Sounds like a whole lot of fuss, if you ask me. But like I said, some folks like that kind of thing.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my biscuits. Wouldn’t want ’em to burn.
Tags: Shadow Over Ban Pa 2, Mounds of Madness 2, Artisan Quest, Ban Pa Entry Points, INDIA 1 LZ, Interactive Map, Game Guide, Secret Location, Coordinates.
