My Journey with the “Baghdad Table Michael Jordan” Thing
Alright, so I gotta share what I’ve been fiddling with lately. Called it the “Baghdad Table Michael Jordan” project in my head, sounds kinda weird, I know. It wasn’t about furniture or basketball directly, more like a coding mess I got myself into.

It all started simple enough. I needed to display some complex data, kinda like a fancy table, but it had all these weird relationships and dependencies. Think nested stuff, things linking back and forth. My first thought was, okay, use a standard library, piece of cake. So, I pulled in a common data grid component. Hooked it up, poured the initial data in. Looked okay at first glance.
Then the real requirements hit. We needed real-time updates, dynamic column generation based on user roles, and conditional formatting that changed based on data that wasn’t even in the table directly, but related somewhere else. This is where the “Baghdad” part kicked in. Everything started tangling up. The standard component just choked. Performance went down the drain. Trying to customize it felt like fighting spaghetti code someone else wrote years ago.
Man, it got messy fast.
- First, I tried overriding the component’s rendering logic. That broke updates.
- Then, I attempted to manage the state outside the component and just feed it simple data. That killed performance because I was recalculating everything constantly.
- I even thought about building a simpler, custom table from scratch. Spent a weekend on that, got the basics, but then realized the edge cases for sorting, filtering, and those dynamic columns were gonna take weeks.
This is where the “Michael Jordan” idea came from, sort of. I wasn’t just trying to make a table; I needed this thing to be the absolute best, super responsive, handle all the complexity smoothly, like MJ hitting a game-winner. The standard tools felt like playing in cheap sneakers; they just couldn’t handle the pressure.
I remember wrestling with a similar situation years ago on a different project. We had this reporting module, supposed to be straightforward. Ended up being a Frankenstein’s monster of SQL queries, cached views, and frontend hacks just to make it barely usable. It felt just like that again. You start with a clean idea, and bit by bit, reality forces you into these weird corners, patching things up until the original plan is unrecognizable.

Hitting Walls and Finding a Path (Sort Of)
So, back to the table. After banging my head against the wall, I decided to ditch the all-in-one component idea. Too rigid. I started breaking the problem down differently.
Here’s what I did, step-by-step, kinda:
I focused on the data structure first. Instead of trying to force my messy data into the table’s expected format, I built a dedicated state manager just for this data. It handled the relationships, the dependencies, the updates. This took a good chunk of time, lots of testing, making sure the updates propagated correctly without unnecessary loops.
Then, for the display, I went super basic. Just simple HTML table structure, generated dynamically. No fancy library, just plain old rows and cells. I wrote small, separate functions for handling specific things: one for sorting, one for filtering, one for rendering the dynamic columns based on the role, one for the crazy conditional formatting.
It felt like building with Lego blocks instead of trying to modify a complex toy that wasn’t meant to be taken apart. Each function did one thing. If formatting broke, I knew exactly where to look. If sorting was slow, I optimized that specific function.

It’s still not perfect. It doesn’t have all the bells and whistles of a pre-built grid, like drag-and-drop column reordering (didn’t need it anyway). But it’s fast. It handles our specific, weird requirements. The code is easier to reason about, even if it’s more lines overall. It’s less “Baghdad” chaos now, maybe more like a well-organized workshop. Not quite “Michael Jordan” level yet, but definitely playing a much better game than before.
So yeah, that’s the story of the “Baghdad Table Michael Jordan” thing. Started messy, got complicated, ended up building something simpler but more specific to get the job done. Sometimes throwing out the fancy tools and just building what you need, piece by piece, is the way to go. Took a while, but less frustrating in the end.